well, back again. just couldn't stay away from blogland. and why should i? i heart bloggers. and i think you guys heart me, because i didn't lose any followers and my page views stayed the same, which i'm taking as a sign that you guys kept checking on me. and by your e-mails and tweets, i know that you have. you rock, thank you. it's pretty awesome to have friends like you, i admit. so i decided to come back and let you know that i'm ok. alright, i'm not but i will be eventually i think, and i miss my little blog where i can write whatever i want.
but everyone should probably be prepared for my less than bubbly self. there's going to be a lot less weekend recaps and friday favorites. there's going to be a lot more photos of cats, because that's where my life would be heading if Hawkeye weren't so adamant about not wanting to share her tacos or pizza with any sibilings, ever. and there's going to be a lot of dramatic whining and a healthy dose of sarcasm, for a long time if not forever.
yes it's not the end of the world, yes people have much bigger problems than me, yes i'll get over it, yes it's not the worst breakup of all time, yes it could be worse and i'm not married nor have any kids and also i'm not Jenelle. i have lots of great friends and family and a job and a home and a dog and xanax and prozac and a new wardrobe courtesy of my $600+ retail therapy extravaganza, including a penguin footed onesie and "cranky pants" sweatpants. however, in true only child fashion, it happened to me, and therefore it is the end of the world and the worst breakup of all time and i'm going to complain about it and wallow some more and write borderline depressing blog posts and eat ice cream floating in guinness and ignore all the positive things and probably someone should just buy me a mini pony already. Hawkeye needs transportation.
you've been warned. so no comments about what a whiny little brat i am, i already know. hooray welcome back i missed you you're awesome don't ever leave my life again where can i ship your mini pony comments, though, totally ok.